1. Four-day work weeks, obviously
2. A soundproof room for crying
3. A soundproof room for screaming
4. Armchairs instead of office chairs
5. Free lunch
6. Free dinner
7. An all-day cereal bar
8. A La Croix water cooler
9. An option to take sabbatical for a year
10. A study abroad program with the international offices
11. Filters that turn emails into tweet-sized messages
12. Summers off, like in high school
13. A dog employees can take for a walk when they need fresh air
14. Cats that sleep in your lap while you're at your desk
15. Game room
16. Nap room
17. Free gum
18. A recess to play outside for an hour
19. Meetings that take place on a ropes course so everyone has to pay attention
20. Free daycare in the building
21. A break room...where you get to break things
22. Sweatpants dress code
23. A barista who makes you a special drink every day
24. An in-office therapist
25. Substitute bosses who let you watch a movie
26. Bike pedals attached to your chair so you can work out while sitting at your desk
27. 18-year maternity leave
28. 100% 401k matching
29. Up to three hangover sick days a year (any more than that is excessive)
30. Year-round summer Fridays
31. Personal bathrooms on personal floors
32. Student loan forgiveness
