But you could be THIS instead.
1.
Buy a fan that operates through your phone.
2.
Invest* in an ice-vest.
3.
Train a hummingbird to be your loyal friend and face-fanner.
4.
Get an umbrella-fan to counteract summer thunderstorms.
5.
Minty gum + cold water = instant relief.
6.
Make sure your pets are nice and chilly too.
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Chill your beverage instantly.
11.
Harness the power of a good old-fashioned ice cube.
12.
Or give them a makeover.
15.
Make the world's best iced coffee.
16.
Squeeze lemons the RIGHT way.
17.
Get a bed fan to make nights bearable.
18.
Make your own cooling face mist.
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If you get really desperate, try your hand at a DIY AC.
21.
Chill beauty products like facial toner for a quick jolt of relief.
22.
Get a pitcher with a teabag filter so you can cold-brew tea.
23.
Make a paper fan to put the rest to shame.
24.
Chill your beer without watering it down.
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Spice up a boring ceiling fan.
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Make sure you're drinking enough water by labeling your bottle.
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Use a wet towel as a blanket and settle in for a long, long nap.
