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Ellen Wedding Acquisition.
Original song by Macklemore and Ryan Lewis
LYRICS:
El El El El Ellen....
I’m gunna drop some vows.
Got a wedding aisle and I will walk it.
I – I – I’m sweating. If Ellen’s at our wedding. It’d be freakin awesome.
Now. Walk into this church, like “What up. I got that big rock.”
Gunna give this Ellen thing another shot when ya tie the knot.
But she is late. I guess I gotta rap improvise.
The people like, “Ivy tell us all about your past tries.”
Had a dream to get on Ellen. Made some videos. Some were seen.
Tried some Jay-Z, Oscar video, and a green scree n.
Met Gladys for a drink, then did some lip syncs
Parodies: some did stink, some I hope that she did see. (like thisssss) “I wanna be on the Ellen Show so freakin bad....”
But yo, that was in the past tense.
Cuppin it, Poppin it, had to deal with YouTube compliments
Rewriting songs and cutting rugs to name a few accomplishments
Tried to get the SuperBowl to flex some interview quadriceps
Texas State Fair. Anna Kendrick. Bathroom singing song contest.
I’m about to walk the aisle, so I thought that I’d compile,
Past attempts of getting on Ellen, trust me, it’ll be worth your while.
Back in college. 50 clips in 50 days. Just a dare.
Bruno Mars’ parody parading about a billionaire.
The helmet that I did wore....I wore it to the pet store.
Batman’s who I speak for.... Vegas is a dance floor.
Hello, hello, my game plan, I bellow.
If you come to the matrimony it’d be so swell so,
Consider this an invite to the namesake of The Ellen Show
I know you’ve waited for the right time and then I got that propose
I'm gonna work on my abs
Gotta get on The Ellen Show docket
I - I – I reckon, on March twenty-second.
You should come to Austin.
Despite having not much swag
Gotta get on The Ellen Show docket
I – I –I reckon, on March twenty-second.
You should come to Austin.
So now you got the date and can sit right there to next of kin.
We’ll get a trombone, drums, wine, and a violin.
Hats and things! Cup Song queens! I’ll help ya pack ya luggage
We’ll celebrate so hard like it’s a 2.0 suffrage.
Starting a new chapter in my life so we can document,
Cause love is in the air, alright enough of mushy sentiment
But love is running rampant and the wedding it is eminent.
So join our little engagement and face no dis-a-ppoint-a-ment
We could play a round of golf, and get a Nike endorsement
Friends and family all will be there. And not just for uh-musement.
They’d appreciate your presence at this moment’s monument
The Oscars will be over so you’ll be on your retirement.
Coming to our wedding you will face no type of employment
But you could throw out tips, advice, and words of love encouragement.
Nuptial tradition, we’ll break dance with your permission
Set aside fan girl suspicion. We’d like your admit admisssssion
I call that getting our Juxtapositttttion
I call this Ellen Wedding Acquisition
Got my girls here bacheloretteing. Oh the timing it is apropos.
Here they’re moving back and forth or simply going ‘to and fro.’
Got a little cheoreo for their favorite lady CEO
Jazz squares, Plie chairs, can’t forget the twerkin Fred Astaires.
Vogue in pairs...The worm.... Soulja Boy...Macarena...
Despite having not much swag
Gotta get on The Ellen Show docket
I – I –I reckon, on March twenty-second.
You should come to Austin
Love is incredible.
And it’s delectable.
We’ll make a spectacle.
At the wedding festival.
So unbelievable.
Maybe I’m gullible.
But it is feasible.
Ellen’s attendance is possible.
I won’t wave the white flag
Gotta get on The Ellen Show docket
I – I –I reckon, on March twenty-second.
You should come to Austin