A list of comedy clichés to avoid, compiled by the writers of a popular television sitcom:
_\_? More like __.
Can you not?
I can explain!
Po-po-potato!
Let's not and say we did.
I didn't not ___.
Va-jay-jay
[Borat voice] My potato!
Wait for it . . .
I just threw up a little in my mouth.
Really? You gave me a potato for our anniversary? Really?!
Good talk.
And by _\_, I mean __.
Bitch—potato.
Shut the front door!
Awkward!
Lady boner
Where'd you get all these potatoes?
Ruh-roh!
I think that came out wrong.
Well, well, well, tater-tater-masturbator—we've caught Josh jerking off!
Uh . . . define ___.
No? Just me?
Mashed like a potato on Thanksgiving
Why are we whispering?
That went well . . .
I've heard of potato eyes, but potato ears [nose, lips, etc.]?
Stay classy!
Real talk
Potato-potato
Random!
And that's why they call it hot potato!
Awesome sauce!
Little help?
Laughy McLaugherson
Spuds McKenzie
___ dot com
Oh helllll no!
Did I just say that out loud?
Food baby
Russet, yellow, purple, blue—we're all potatoes here.
Soooo, that just happened.
I just peed a little.
French fries are delicious but high in calories, so don't eat too many, kids!
Too soon?
Wait . . . you're not from Idaho?
Spoiler alert!!!
Um . . . in English, please.
Note to self: in England, they call fries "chips."
Life hack
Best. ___. Ever.
Worst. ___. Ever.
Potato. ___. Ever.
It's giving me all the feels.
Potato people
Well played.
Let's put another potato on the barbie!
Hard pass.
Calling a lazy person a "couch potato," but with tone of ironic detachment.
I'm right here!
Where my potatoes at?
Are you having a stroke?
Go sports!
Show me the potato!
Zero fucks given.
You had me at “potato.”
I absorbed my twin in the womb.
I'll take ___ for five hundred, Alex.
Are potato plants herbaceous perennials that grow to about sixty centimetres high? [Said by way of giving an affirmative to a question.]
Thanks, Obama.
Wait, what?
Shark Week
If this funeral buffet doesn't have potato salad, I will be PISSED.
Ri-don-ku-lous
Debbie Downer
TFW u think u found a sweet potato but it's just a yam :(
I can't un-see that.
Penelope Potato
See what I did there?
I'll show myself out.
Here's the line; here's you. Here's a potato. Don't take it! I saw that potato first.
___ on steroids/crack
Swipe right.
First-world problems
POTATO TIME!
I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.
Betty Crocker potatoes au gratin (4.7-oz. box)
That's why we can't have nice things.
And the winner of the Nobel Prize in Chemistry is . . . a potato clock (potato battery, potato barometer, etc.)???
I think we're done here.