Buzz·Posted on Dec 14, 201324 Hilarious Puns That Only English Nerds Will UnderstandGo big or go Homer. Warning: These jokes are for a very Nietzsche audience.by Rega JhaBuzzFeed India ContributorLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Why did the run-on sentence think it was pregnant? Tap to reveal Click to reveal 2. But how can you tell that this question is not pregnant? Tap to reveal Click to reveal 3. What would you find in Charles Dickens' kitchen? Tap to reveal Click to reveal 4. What happened when Past, Present, and Future walked into a bar? Tap to reveal Click to reveal 5. Why are apostrophes terrible to date? Tap to reveal Click to reveal 6. How did Charlotte Brontë make it easier for everyone to breathe? Tap to reveal Click to reveal 7. Which dinosaur knows a lot of synonyms? Tap to reveal Click to reveal 8. What's the difference between a cat and a comma? Tap to reveal Click to reveal 9. Why is John Milton terrible to invite to game nights? Tap to reveal Click to reveal 10. Why do words, phrases and punctuation keep ending up in court? Tap to reveal Click to reveal 11. What happened when the verb asked the noun to conjugate? Tap to reveal Click to reveal 12. What makes "Civil Disobedience" such a great essay? Tap to reveal Click to reveal 13. How does Voltaire like his apples? Tap to reveal Click to reveal 14. What do writers eat for breakfast? Tap to reveal Click to reveal 15. What was Socrates' favorite thing to mold? Tap to reveal Click to reveal 16. Why did Shakespeare only write in pen? Tap to reveal Click to reveal 17. Why was Odysseus in such a rush to get home? Tap to reveal Click to reveal 18. How do you make a copyeditor vomit? Tap to reveal Click to reveal 19. Which 13th century Persian poet is best to live with? Tap to reveal Click to reveal 20. Which author is often mistaken for an artificially built water source? Tap to reveal Click to reveal 21. What do you call a treehouse that kids can only play in when their parents are around? Tap to reveal Click to reveal 22. What was Walt Whitman's favorite breakfast cereal? Tap to reveal Click to reveal 23. Why do writers constantly feel cold? Tap to reveal Click to reveal 24. And what's the best way to get an English major in the mood? Tap to reveal Click to reveal