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23 People Who Can't Be Trusted Under Any Circumstances

GET BEHIND ME, SATAN.

1. Anyone who puts milk in FIRST:

2. Anyone who DISRESPECTS fries like this:

3. Anyone who VIOLATES a poor, helpless stick of cheese:

4. People who think this is somehow OKAY:

5. Or allow this to happen to a poor, DEFENSELESS slice of 'za:

6. Or, LORD HAVE MERCY, let this happen:

7. Anyone who COMPLETELY disregards the rules for eating a Kit Kat:

8. Or anyone that eats a taco like this:

9. Or goes against all that's PURE and GOOD in the world and eats a burrito like this:

10. People with the GALL to dip cookies in orange juice:

11. Or, bless my poor heart, use ORANGE JUICE IN THEIR CEREAL:

12. Anyone who disrespects a wing like this:

13. Or just goes KOWABUNGA and starts munchin' on a kiwi like a dang MANIAC:

14. Or...or...does...this:

15. Or... THIS:

16. OR, SAINTS PRESERVE US, THIS:

17. Anyone who eats pasta with a SPOON:

18. Ice cream with a FORK:

19. Or doughnuts like a BARBARIAN! A BARBARIAN, I SAY!!!

20. People who put back Oreos without their GLORIOUS frosting:

21. Or open a box of cereal like they LIVE IN A BARN but, like, NOT A BARN LIKE YOU MIGHT SEE ON HOUSE HUNTERS WITH, LIKE, LIGHTBULBS IN MASON JARS??? MORE LIKE A REAL-DEAL BARN WITH HAY AND TOOLS:

22. Or RIP the heart out of a poor cinnamon roll:

23. But the biggest MONSTERS of all? People who put in toilet paper like THIS: