Animals·Posted on Jan 8, 2018Snails Have Teeth Because The World Is Just One Big Acid TripWhy does every science fact sound like a line from my nightmare journal?by Erin ChackBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMailBuzzFeed Quiz Party! Take this quiz with friends in real time and compare resultsCheck it out! It is my great displeasure to inform you that snails have teeth. Yes, the animal that looks like a shell sneezed boogers all over itself has actual teeth! Like a shark or a human. TEETH. And their teeth are hard!!! Some of the hardest organic material on Earth, according to some very patient scientists. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Their teeth are arranged in rows along a "radula," which is sort of like a tongue. Snails extend and retract their tooth-covered radula to take tiny bite-sized pieces of food before swallowing. Sorry that the world we live in is a never-ending tunnel of horrors.