So *This* Is Why Katy Perry Looked So Freakin’ Miserable On That Paddle Board With A Naked Orlando Bloom

We've all been there...

When pictures emerged last year of Orlando Bloom steering a paddling board wearing nothing but his birthday suit, people’s eyes were so distracted by his Mr. Bloom to even notice that his then-girlfriend Katy Perry was sitting upon the board too.

Yet there she was, wearing a black and yellow patterned bikini and dark sunglasses. So why didn’t she strip naked with him?

Well, the Swish Swish singer told an Australian radio programme, Kyle & Jackie O on KIIS FM, today that, even though Orlando wanted her to get naked, she was “just not in the mood”. We’ve all been there, right?

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The 32-year-old added, “He asked me if I wanted to be [naked] and I was just like, it’s one of those things where I was like, ‘Oh nah’.”

But just because she didn’t want to paddle board in the nip doesn’t mean she doesn’t like being naked at all. In fact, she revealed she got undressed once they were back on their private yacht.

“You know when you’re dating someone sometimes, it’s exciting to be like, ‘Oh, should we try and make out over here in this place?’ or what have you, and I was just not in the mood. I saved it for the boat,” Katy said.

The couple split up in February but are reportedly still good friends.