1.
Thou shalt make the brisket one day in advance of your seder.
2.
And cover the brisket TIGHTLY while it cooks.
3.
Thou shalt use chicken fat in your matzoh balls.
4.
...and make the matzoh balls a day ahead, too.
5.
Thou shalt expand your charoseth horizons.
6.
Thou shalt buy one bottle of wine per person.
7.
Thou shalt make the maror spicy as the dickens.
8.
Thou shalt serve something green and simple.
9.
Thou shalt serve dessert.
10.
Thou shalt reward thyself later by making amazing things with leftovers.