We all know the signs by now. Ice is forming along the driveway, carolers are hiding behind bushes, waiting for prey, and the interior of every Walgreens in America has been turned into Santa’s bathroom. Yes, winter is here, and we need to be prepared.

Good thing there’s the Cracked Dispensary. We have everything you need to survive the long, cold months, and best of all, we’re offering free shipping. That way, no matter where you live, be it in sunny California or at the bottom of a frozen lake in Godhelpme, North Dakota, you can be sure to get the very best that Cracked has to offer. Take that, weather!

Remember how much watching Guardians Of The Galaxy got your blood pumping? Remember joy? Well, now you can relive that energy (and more importantly, the ensuing body heat) with this Groot n’ Crossbones mug. Every time you take a sip from this premium ceramic coffee mug, you’ll remember Groot’s warm, dopey smile, and that feeling will spread from your heart all the way to your frostbitten fingers.

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