Security Council Resolutions
Since the rise of the World Assembly from the ashes of its predecessor, the Bureaucracy That Cannot Be Named, WA member nations have worked tirelessly to improve the standard of the world. That, or tried to force other nations to be more like them. But that's just semantics.
Below is every World Assembly resolution ever passed.
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Security Council Resolution # 93
Commend The Featured Region Followers
A resolution to recognize outstanding contribution by a nation or region.
The World Assembly,
NOTING that each day, one region is featured, whereby its World Factbook Entry is widely publicized among all nations.
APPLAUDING The Featured Region Followers, whose members tirelessly travel to the featured region, leaving personalized congratulatory messages for its residents on the Regional Message Board,
HONORING The Featured Region Followers for nobly doing this valuable service for over five years,
OBSERVING that the messages left by members of The Featured Region Followers are not meant as advertisements for their own region, nor are they tied to a specific religion or belief, but are instead simple and sincere expressions of congratulation,
APPRECIATING the fact that the contents of the World Factbook Entries of many featured regions are preserved on the Regional Message Board of The Featured Region Followers, thereby creating a historical record of said regions on the day they were featured,
PRAISING the dialogue, socialization, and gift exchanges that occur frequently when members of The Featured Region Followers arrive, often resulting in increased activity within the region,
RECOGNIZING that the dedication and friendliness of The Featured Region Followers exemplify the Security Council's goal of spreading interregional peace and goodwill,
Hereby COMMENDS The Featured Region Followers.
Passed: |
For: | 7,755 | 87.3% |
Against: | 1,132 | 12.7% |
Security Council Resolution # 94
Repeal: “Liberate Benevolent Capitalism”
A resolution to repeal previously passed legislation.
Security Council Resolution #92 “Liberate Benevolent Capitalism” shall be struck out and rendered null and void.
The Security Council,
RECOGNIZING the intent of SC#92 to remove the raider-imposed password blocking entrance to Benevolent Capitalism and restore the region to the native nations,
APPLAUDING that SC#92 has achieved this goal and removed the password from Benevolent Capitalism, allowing the rightful inhabitants of the region to return and reclaim power in the region,
FEARING, however, that allowing SC#92 to stand will only pose a threat to Benevolent Capitalism and the natives within in the future by disallowing the natives to impose a password for safety,
AFFIRMING that the natives of Benevolent Capitalism wish to see SC#92 struck down,
HEREBY REPEALS SC#92, Liberate Benevolent Capitalism.
Passed: |
For: | 6,362 | 72.3% |
Against: | 2,438 | 27.7% |
Security Council Resolution # 95
Liberate Christmas
A resolution to strike down Delegate-imposed barriers to free entry in a region.
The Security Council,
NOTING that the region of Christmas was raided by forces of Asgard, The New Inquisition, and The Land Of Kings and Emperors on July 4th, 2012;
AWARE that Christmas is a region which many people treasure due to its special name;
RECOGNIZING that while the native community in Christmas was not large and has been forcibly removed, it is still deserving of the basic rights of freedom of movement and to be free from external governance;
DISAPPOINTED by the stated goals of Asgard, which are to refound the region and keep it as a colony;
BELIEVING that the Security Council must act swifly to protect Christmas from being stolen and kept as a colony;
HEREBY Liberates Christmas.
Passed: |
For: | 5,571 | 58.0% |
Against: | 4,040 | 42.0% |
Security Council Resolution # 96
Repeal: “Condemn Kalasparata”
A resolution to repeal previously passed legislation.
Security Council Resolution #42 “Condemn Kalasparata” shall be struck out and rendered null and void.
THE SECURITY COUNCIL,
RECOGNIZING that Kalasparata was condemned for being a threat to global peace, for disregarding human life, and for wantonly utilizing weapons of mass destruction,
ACKNOWLEDGING that the nation of Kalasparata ceased to exist after the World Assembly Security Council condemned it, and thus can no longer commit human rights violations, recklessly use weapons of mass destruction, or exist as a threat to global peace,
NOTING that, contrary to what Security Council Resolution #42 states, Kalasparata was never truly a formidable threat, insofar as its military and strategic arsenal was rather small in comparison to many of the world's nations,
FURTHER NOTING that the validity of the claims regarding Kalasparata's human rights violations and the scale of them are questionable, since these reports were often not confirmed by outside sources or made elsewhere other than in arguably biased factbooks and articles concerning national information,
REALIZING that the condemnation of Kalasparata fails to acknowledge the many positive aspects of Kalasparata's society, such as the fact that the government was fairly liberal and democratic,
BELIEVING that resolutions that are outdated, misleading and superfluous deserve to be repealed,
HEREBY REPEALS the condemnation of Kalasparata.
Passed: |
For: | 8,531 | 88.7% |
Against: | 1,089 | 11.3% |
Security Council Resolution # 97
Condemn Milograd
A resolution to express shock and dismay at a nation or region.
The Security Council,
Infuriated that Milograd has since implemented policies that not only contradict the principles of this assembly, but intensify the greviances commited towards Milogradian citizens to the point of Dystopianism;
Identifying Dh'arco Rahavuhra Jukill, the leader of Milograd, as a sadistic dictator whose policies are limited to those that dramatically circumscribe the rights of his citizens,
Appalled that Dh'arconian Thought involves the extermination of what Dh'arconians consider as inferior races - specifically non-white/Caucasians, and non-Dh'arconians - as well as the radically xenophobic policies that led Milograd to implement the following measures:
A ban on immigration and travel within its borders,
The genocide of Milograd's entire black population,
A policy in which all acts of procreation must be approved by the Milogradian Ministry of Birth - all authorized procreation participants (APPs) are paired through a supercomputer, the purpose of which being to determine which pairs of individuals will create the most "genetically pure" offspring;
Observing the Milogradian "Equality Initiative" as a form of destructive social engineering, in which all individuals are forced into total equality - including behavioral, physical, and mental equality, thus removing any sort of individuality among Milogradians;
Condemning Milograd's policy regarding coerced fetal terminations during the early stages of the Dh'arconian regime - this practice was eventually replaced by coerced sterilization and strict procreations policies;
Further Condemning Dh'arconian Order #1459, which created a system by which children are assigned duties at birth, and are subsequently confiscated from their parents - such duties included both slavery and forced breeding;
Deploring Milograd's forced displacement of its entire non-urban population - seven years after the Dh'arconian Order #995, Milograd's entire population had been forcibly displaced to an urban area;
Disgusted by the Milogradian "public schooling" system, in which Milogradian youths are virtually brainwashed into subscribing to the Dh'arconian Thought process;
Decrying the Milogradian campaign against Vbingvan, which ended in the total annihilation of Vbingvan's entire military and civilian population;
Truly horrified by "Project Caldrunisk," an experiment carried out by the Milogradian regime that introduced an extremely potent form of mind-control that reduced the populace of Milograd to mindless puppets of the state, to the point where independent thought is non-existent;
Believing Milograd's total disregard for the environment (primarily through its disposal of toxic waste) as being both irresponsible and deplorable, resulting in the destruction of countless Gholgothic ecosystems;
Acknowledging what may be Milograd's most egregious violation of sapient rights - the Anti-Relationship Commandment - which outlaws any form of emotional relationships between individuals; the punishment for non-compliance with the commandment is a form of death-inducing torture in which the violator is repeatedly submerged into magma, starting with the lower body, and progressively submerging the violator until the individual is totally submerged;
Contending that such violations warrant a condemnation in the strongest of terms;
Passed: |
For: | 7,083 | 75.2% |
Against: | 2,336 | 24.8% |