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23 Hilarious Tweets About Being Single That Are Definitely Not Bitter

"Why is there no emoji for sustained weeping over a lifetime?"

Christina Lan
by Christina Lan

BuzzFeed Staff

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Twitter: @TigNotaro

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Twitter: @coolknifeguy

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Twitter: @ZackeryAustin_7

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Twitter: @wolfpupy

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Twitter: @joeljeffrey

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Twitter: @Kimpulses

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Twitter: @aparnapkin

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Twitter: @the_anastasia

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Twitter: @HanaMichels

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Twitter: @ThatsSarcasm

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Twitter: @aparnapkin

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Twitter: @Hormonella

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Twitter: @aveuaskew

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Twitter: @audipenny

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Twitter: @TheBossGirls

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Twitter: @juneohara65

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Twitter: @davedittell

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Twitter: @littleesther

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Twitter: @KingRainhead

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Twitter: @TigNotaro

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Twitter: @ruinedpicnic

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Twitter: @JennWelchNow

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anti joke apple @antijokeapple

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