17 Honest Names for All the Things Around Your House

Because, really, can you imagine Monday morning without this thing?

Let's be honest: When one eats cereal for dinner, it's usually in front of the TV and requires an armrest.

Hey, at least the tablecloth isn't your sleeve.

If you're like most women, shutting the top dresser drawer is a beautiful thing that only happens on the rarest of occasions.

You can also file this under favorite dinner ever.

Who needs cable when you know all you watch is Netflix anyway?

And good luck getting some space on there for yourself. #dogparentproblems

We'd like to meet the person who hasn't completely given up on their hall closet.

Where else can you get 15 minutes of peace and quiet?

Every. Single. Time.

Shhh... just don't move it to reveal your hidden secret.

When they become Van Gogh, it won't sting as much.

Somehow your shirts always end up on the chair in the corner of your room — and never find their way back to the closet.

And, as a result, your kid's favorite place to explore for hidden treasure.

Alas, you just won't be eating at your dining room table anytime soon.

Despite popular opinion, cat owners know drapes are not only dedicated to privacy and blocking out light.

And they're also the reason you can't claim to have a green thumb.

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