What in blazes is this abomination?

It looks like an experiment circa Year 10 Double Science, but apparently this is what all the cool kids are drinking these days. We’re not exactly sure how it works but it looks like a shot of coffee you mix with the hot water yourself.

Come on baristas, that’s your job.

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Apparently the word for this is ‘deconstructed’, but we’re not quite cool enough to get the point. And it’s not just us: someone on Twitter suggested they should ‘deconstruct the bill by leaving the correct money scattered across several tables.’

Luckily Charl Page was on hand to explain exactly how it works and where we’ve been going wrong.

https://twitter.com/jetpack/status/688665340457431040

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Just to be clear, we are totally satisfied with this:

coffee
Not a test tube (Picture: Getty)

So if anyone is feeling charitable, we’re on the third floor. Cheers.