23 Little White Lies Every Teacher Has Told

LOL YEAH RIGHT.

Actually, you will never need to do long division by hand when you grow up.

And by permanent record I mean the manila envelope in the guidance counselor's office.

Well, he's doing other things too...but he could be watching!

Caffeine. It's all caffeine.

Let's just keep them out of this.

I may be turned around, but I still know you're up to something.

But tomorrow is always a new day.

And all the hours before the students arrive and the hours after they go home.

Well, not all of them...

Some worksheets are just much more important than others...

We just sit around in the teacher's lounge and talk about...the weather.

That I purchase with my own money on my teacher salary.

Yeah, right. Recess = Sanity.

What isn't great about them? Being way behind when I come back...

Don't test me.

By that I mean working a different job and not being on vacation at all.

I prefer expensive chocolate, but I guess this is fine too.

Dude. Kids definitely don't believe this anymore...they have iPhones.

There's an app for that.

OK, if you cry in my office, maybe I'll drop it.

It costs $150 and you will open it three times the entire semester.

But you can't be a dinosaur.