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Dogs will do pretty much anything to get their paws on some good ol' fashioned human food. You think your slice of pizza is safe on the kitchen counter? Forget about it. And don't even THINK about leaving your tater tots out in the open because Ralph the dog will most certainly steal them from you. Although he will feel bad about it, so at least there's that.

In the hilarious Vine posted above, you see a guilty-looking yellow lab staring at his owner. When the man asks, "Ralph, did you eat my tater tots," the pup opens his mouth wide as if he's about to barf, and all of the sudden a bowlful of tater tots comes tumbling out onto the carpet. 

His owner, shocked and perhaps slightly disgusted, digests the atrocity of what he just witnessed and simply tells the pooch, "Oh…keep 'em." 

At least he's honest, right? 

[via BuzzFeed