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1. WOD dice for randomized workouts
2. Smartphone mount for recording any lift or movement
3. Handmade ceramic kettlebell (to drink from)
4. The bible for all things mobility and injury prevention
5. Kettlebell necklace, for the accessorizing athlete
6. The ol' snatch double entendre tee
7. Jump rope of one's own
9. Cookbook for the athlete with a primal appetite
10. Recovery kit for the achy, breaky CrossFitter
11. Bulletproof beans for coffee-lovers
12. Super deluxe blender bottle for pre- and post-workout fuel
13. Matching tees for you and your workout buddy
14. Balm to heal bar- and barbell-ravaged palms
15. A tank with a sentiment everyone can get behind
16. Kettlebell that mean mugs back
17. iPhone case that pays homage to CrossFit's most infamous WOD
18. Necklace with an important reminder
19. One t-shirt to rule them all
20. Knee-high socks that speak their mind
Never another rope climb burn, deadlift scrape, or box jump wound.
21. Toy barbell for the tiniest future CrossFitter you know
22. Gift set of paleo-friendly nut butters
23. Paleo meal delivery subscription
24. CrossFit lifestyle magazine subscription
25. Journal for tracking any/all WOD data
26. Bath product that soothes muscles
27. Sweet and savory snacks for paleo enthusiasts newbie or diehard
We've added a link to entry #2, the smartphone mount. Thanks to commenter Ariana Duax for letting us know it was missing.