Buzz·Posted on Nov 25, 201415 Thanksgiving Jokes Your Grandma Will Eat UpCaution: Fowl language ahead!by Michelle RegnaBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. What happened when the turkey got into a fight? Tap to reveal Click to reveal 2. What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Tap to reveal Click to reveal 3. Why did the police arrest the turkey? Tap to reveal Click to reveal 4. What are unhappy cranberries called? Tap to reveal Click to reveal 5. What sound does a turkey's phone make? Tap to reveal Click to reveal 6. What kind of car would a pilgrim drive? Tap to reveal Click to reveal 7. What is a turkey's favorite dessert? Tap to reveal Click to reveal 8. When does Christmas come before Thanksgiving? Tap to reveal Click to reveal 9. How does a turkey drink her wine? Tap to reveal Click to reveal 10. Why did the cranberries turn red? Tap to reveal Click to reveal 11. What do turkeys use to clean themselves? Tap to reveal Click to reveal 12. Why did the pie go to the dentist? Tap to reveal Click to reveal 13. What kind of music did pilgrims listen to at the first Thanksgiving? Tap to reveal Click to reveal 14. Why do potatoes make good detectives? Tap to reveal Click to reveal 15. How many cooks does it take to stuff a turkey? Tap to reveal Click to reveal