Buzz·Posted on Nov 20, 201418 Things Only Food Perfectionists UnderstandDon't you fall apart on me, sandwich.by Leonora EpsteinBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Having a sandwich fall apart as you eat it is basically the END OF THE WORLD. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 2. And burritos are basically just disasters waiting to happen. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 3. It will piss you off to no end if you've made a sandwich, only for it to fall apart when you cut it. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF No, seriously. Your sandwiches must. be. cut. perfectly. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 4. It gives you severe anxiety to see fruit salad on a plate with other savory items. 5. When ice cream starts to melt — even a little bit — it severely decreases your enjoyment of said ice cream. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 6. The thought of the smell of ketchup on your hands gives you shivers. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 7. If the handle of your fork has gotten food/grease/sauce on it, you're gonna need a clean fork. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 8. If the cheese layer slides off the top of your pizza, you might just cry. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 9. If a perforated cracker doesn't break on the goddamned line, you'll just break through the entire box until you get a perfectly uniform cracker. 10. Also, when the cheese-to-cracker ratio is not proportional, you're going to want to talk to the manager. 11. And of course you've wondered why they can't make goat cheese that WON'T break a cracker when you spread it on. 12. You know what's almost as awful as getting sauce on your face? The napkin that becomes the slimy receptacle for your sauce. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 13. You don't trust apple pie. View this photo on Instagram 14. When it comes to food you have to eat with your hands: You'll probably find a way to use a utensil. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 15. Of course, you will eat some foods with your hands — provided they are dry and bite-sized. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 16. Overdressed salads are the things nightmares are made of. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 17. And watching babies eat and get shit all over their little faces and hands is pure torture. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 18. Above all, you won't settle for anything (especially in the sandwich department) that's less than flawless. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF