The most bizarre Christmas food and drink ever is on offer from the big stores this year, reports the Sunday People.
Top of the list is Brussels sprout JUICE to wash down your turkey and roast spuds.
That bright green treat can be picked up from Marks & Spencer at £2.20 a bottle.
The Asda bakery department has caught the festive bug with crumpets in the shape of Christmas trees and snowmen, costing £1 for six.
Rival supermarket Sainsbury’s is keen to make your tastebuds fizz with their popping candy chocolate spread.
Frozen food chain Iceland have gone for duck in the doughnuts at £3 a time while Tesco has pigs-in-blanket flavour crisps at £1.59 a bag.
Waitrose, whose Heston Blumenthal Christmas pud is a best-seller, has come up with a wacky new treat from the TV chef.
The Ultimate Chocolate Bar Dessert costing £9.99 is a mix of chocolate caramel mousse, biscuit and nougat.
Heston, 48, said: “I wanted to pay homage to all the chocolate sweets that I enjoyed as a child at Christmas.”
In the discount sector Lidl are selling moose steaks at £8.99 for 300g alongside Kangaroo £3.99 and Ostrich at £4.99.
Meanwhile Aldi has announced that it will be stocking caviar, as well as whole crab, along with a hidden centre Christmas pudding with an amaretto and almond paste inside.
And finally should you have a spare £1,950 you could head to Fortnum and Mason for a Ibéricos Maldonado Albarragena ham.
Described as “the ultimate thrilling treat for the food lover” the cost includes stand and carving knife, and of course its own carver, who will come to your home to slice the ham any date - except Christmas Day.