25 Things You Should Never Do During A Zombie Apocalypse

Yes, being chased by zombies sucks. Why make it WORSE for yourself and stupidly decide to set one of them on fire? There's nothing more horrible than running from zombies who are also walking torches. Let's just put the flamethrower away, okay?

You're going to make a hell of a lot of noise shooting down every zombie that comes in front of you. Plus what if you've never fired a gun before? You're going to run out of bullets either way and then what will you do? Go back to the gun store that's surrounded by zombies to get more ammunition? It's always better to find quieter weapons that are also more efficient, like a samurai sword.

No one wants to deal with a zombie baby. No one.

"Nah, there can't be any zombies in this modest two story home! C'mon everyone, inside quickly!"

"Yup, this was definitely a good idea, guys. There's only one way in and there are about 30 zombies pushing against that door. We're safe, we got this."

Although enticing at first (shopping spree ~yay~) STAY AWAY from malls, grocery stores, and cities that are famously known for the insane amounts of people that *used* to inhabit them.

There's always that one person in the group who brings everyone down with their negativity. No one is going to be rooting for them to survive. Someone will probably shoot them in the head before they're even infected.

There might have been some kind of camp for survivors at one point, but by the time you hear about it the vicinity could already be destroyed.

It worked for Shaun, but will every zombie be willing to play video games with you while locked in a shed?

*puts zombie head on wall*

Unless it's some kind of massive truck that can easily run over any zombie, stay out of automobiles.

*groaning noise*

*sounds of things falling in the kitchen*

"I'm going to go check that out!"

Did you just come up with an amazing idea to get past hordes of walkers? Like wearing a zombie flesh suit to disguise yourself? It's probably not going to work.

Are you a renowned scientist? Do you work for the CDC? Are you Brad Pitt wearing a fancy scarf? No? Then it's not your concern!

It's never easy seeing someone you love turn into a walker, but you know what you have to do.

Once you leave your house, never go back. Even if you didn't take everything you thought you needed. You don't know what could be waiting for you inside.

"I'm just going to make sure that he's dead..."

Save the festivities for after the apocalypse.

There are other things to worry about...like being eaten alive.

Until it's been confirmed that ALL of the zombies and other threats have been abolished, never put your guard down.