A Russian advertising company placed bare breasts on the sides of 30 trucks in Moscow as part of a new campaign, and caused 517 car crashes in one day [via The Daily Star. The Sarafan Advertising Agency wanted to show off their new "mobile billboards" and used a picture of a woman holding her boobs, with a thin blue bar covering the nipples that read, "They attract," in the hopes that it would catch the attention of potential advertisers.

Who is the guy at this company who thought, "Hey, people love to stare at boobs so let's slap them on the sides of trucks that are driving around roads and see if people look at the boobs while they are also operating motor vehicles"? Obviously not someone who knew that people can't operate a motor vehicle and look at boobs at the same time.

As one victim of the boob trucks explained: "I was on my way to a business meeting when I saw this truck with a huge photo of breasts on its side go by. Then I was hit by the car behind who said he had been distracted by the truck."

Sarafan has said they will pay any costs that haven't already been covered by people's insurance. So if you crashed your car because you were looking at disembodied boobs on a truck, everything is going to be OK (I guess, relatively speaking).

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