Vacationing is expensive. But you know what's NOT expensive? A good ol'-fashioned fake vacation, or fakecation:
Fakecationing is all about just putting yourself wherever you want to be.
All you need is your phone and some fingers:
And you're automatically traveling all over the world:
You can be on any beach this beautiful, luscious planet has...
...even when you are really stuck at your dead-end, 9-to-5 job.
When you would never go near there in real life:
Maybe even catch some exotic animals:
Or finally work on that tan of yours:
Ah, that sweet, sweet florescent lighting.
Just let your feet be free:
Finally catch a sunset in the world's greatest city:
Brag about what mile of your bike ride you're on:
Visit your favorite field in the world:
And maybe even catch some rays on the moon:
"Your brain can take you anywhere." —Jeremiah Bullfrog
