San Francisco: a limited, non fancy guide to the weird.
I have a friend visiting SF. You have a friend visiting SF. We all have friends visiting SF. This is what I wrote up. It’s far from complete, and it’s far from fancy. I have other recos on tiki bars, ritzy places, classic SF shit, sunny places… but I’m too lazy, for now. So here’s what you get. Feel free to share, add to, and to not criticize
Here Goes..
If you have an early evening-late night to kill in San Francisco, I would say:
Head straight to the Golden Gate Bridge/Crissy Field area, get that over with. Plus you may catch a beautiful sunset. Pro tip - After, head to Fort Mason to check out The Interval at Long Now Foundation for some exquisite gin and alcohols.
Now, you have two choices - one, go to the coast and chase the sunset at Lands End/Sutro Baths OR head back towards town and check out Lombard St and the city lights.
If you choose the beach area, and you’re feeling extra adventurous, try out the dumplings in the Richmond district. I recommend Shanghai Dumpling King and Shanghai House. Get the soup dumplings, you will not be disappointed.
If you choose Lombard and the city lights, perhaps check out North Beach and get some dinner. For drinks, I like 15 Romolo. If you have enough time, definitely get yourself a ticket to Beach Blanket Babylon.
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Early afternoon - afternoon.
Wandering in the Mission. Start at Guerrero and 17th and walk down to Valencia street. Walk until you can’t any more or get stimulus overload. Cute boutiques, delicious chocolate, inviting cafes, and plain old weird shit awaits. Check out: Borderlands Book store, Craftsman & Wolves, Dandelion Chocolate, Paxton’s Gate, Tartine, 826 Valencia and everythingfuckingelse.
After that, go for drinks and a late dinner in the deep Mission/Bernal. They’re totally 420 friendly. For drinks I like: El Rio, Virgil’s, Rock Bar, and Royal Cuckoo. For food I like: Blue Plate, The Front Porch, Baby Blues, and Sweet Basil.
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For the sunset or a look out point. (Karl dependent)
Tank Hill: Easy to drive to, easy to park at, easy to walk up. Amazing views of all sides of the city.
Twin Peaks: Easy to drive/park. Tourist spot. Well worth it.
Billy Goat Hill: Noe valley. That famous SF rope swing. Very fog prone.
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Early morning:
GO TO ALCATRAZ. Book tickets well in advance. Then go to brunch. If you’re feeling ritzy, maybe try theFerry Building area or Foreign Cinema in the Mission.
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Tourist spots always suck. But you always see at least one, or two, OK maybe more than that.
Tourist things:
Fisherman’s Wharf/Pier 39: only worth it if you haven’t seen seals/sea lions before. Fuckers are loud, smelly, and really damn cute. This excites people of all ages, kids, parents, teenagers, grannies. There’s an over priced farmer’s market, kids jumping on a trampoline for $40, and a wannabe aquarium. Oh, and shitty food. But hey - you saw sea lions!
Lombard St: this attraction is worth it because it takes up a max of 30 minutes AND it’s pretty damn weird. Do it if you’re in the neighborhood, or have less than an hour to kill.
Golden Gate Bridge/Crissy Field: you gotta do it.
Coit Tower: SKIP
Painted Ladies/Hayes Valley/Alamo Square: Do it. Takes 20 minutes tops at Alamo Square and then Hayes Valley is one of my favorite neighborhoods. Great eating, drinking, and shopping. Do not miss the fucking ice cream, seriously. Smitten Ice Cream.
Alcatraz: DO IT. Seriously. DO IT. Prettiest boat ride ever. AND GET THE AUDIO GUIDE.
Union Square: If you’re going shopping anyways, go ahead and do it. Decent view from the top of Macy’s at the Cheesecake factory.
China Town: If you’re one of those white people who always visits the Chinatown in every city and eats dim sum for dinner, do it. Also do it if you feel like getting cheap plastic trinkets that smell like moth balls. Also do it if you’re down for some delicious Chinese pastries, BRING ON THE PORK BUNS.
Ghiradelli Square: what is this even. SKIP.
North Beach: Ex-College kids and garlicky Italian food. Not bad. Also - Beach Blanket Babylon is A MUST DO.
San Francisco Ferry Building: Saturday’s flea market is a yes. Also, weekdays in the Ferry building are nice. Go all out and make a ressie for The Slanted Door.
Twin Peaks: YUP. DO IT. Great view of SF. Other great views = Tank Hill & my house.
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