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What’s the number one thing that’ll make you brag about a guy to your friends?
Question from: Cal, Oakland, California

Any kind of sex that could’ve ended with our names in the police blotter. 

Or, on second thought, maybe just a flashlight beam from the local rent-a-cop. Because the only thing better than great sex is great sex that leads to an even better story. 

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So give her both: Slip up to the roof of your apartment building. Duck into the coat closet in the middle of the wedding reception. Go for it like teenagers in the backseat of the Honda. 

And if sex in a public place isn’t your thing, try it in a different location in your apartment or house. Hoist her up on top of the washing machine or do it on the kitchen table. 

Make her sex life exciting, unpredictable, and just a little bit lawless, and I promise, her jealous friends will soon beg her to shut up about it. And yours won’t believe a word you say.

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