Announcing Our Unfortunate Theatre Season

Allison Page
2 min readMar 16, 2017

The AC Isn’t Working: A Devised Piece

A One Man Show By A Guy Who Once Met Lin-Manuel Miranda In The Bathroom

King Lear w/ just dogs

Fun House (Not to be confused with Fun Home but actually please do confuse it with that, we need the sales)

No Show But Lots Of Talkbacks For A Whole Month

Top Girls, followed quickly by a second totally different production of Top Girls (We support women’s work!…Woman’s work. This one woman’s work.)

A bouncy castle in the lobby! (no actors available in the summer months)

Bye Bye Birdie

An all male production of The Women

Rosencrantz and Gildenstern Are Mostly Fine

Improv night! (we can’t afford more royalties)

Fun-raising Party! (Bring your own fun! We will not be supplying fun. Only pretzels.)

A Diverse Cast Speaking Only The Words Of White Men For 10 Solid Years. (Really more of an art installation.)

Can’t Get The Rights To The Flick So We Set Romeo & Juliet In A Movie Theater

Everybody Standing Around Looking At A 1994 Photo Of Our AD With Olympia Dukakis. (Tickets are $98.)

Just Reading Tweets On Facebook Live

Something Written By A Board Member’s Husband

Something starring all the difficult company members only this one brave director is willing to cast

One Woman Show With An Unfortunate Title

Staged Reading Of A New Work So Local Playwrights Will Leave Us Alone For A Sec

Julius Caesar As A Thinly Veiled Portrait Of Donald Trump Because We Didn’t Wanna Commission A New Work

The Bathrooms Are Out Of Order

Oklahoma! Performed 24/7 Until Someone Dies

A Revival Of A Show We Did One Time That Was Really Popular But With A Worse Cast

Ill-Conceived Electronica Original Musical About Robots Trying Desperately To Appeal To The Tech Community

Glengarry Glen Ross

We look forward to seeing you at the theater, or outside your house where we’ll be waiting, throwing pebbles at your window until you buy tickets.

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