There are endless dating opportunities available without even stepping over your threshold.
Some may say she’s just a piece of décor; that she’s tacky and she’s damaged goods. But she’s brighter than she looks.
He’s strong and silent. Sometimes he rustles his leaves mysteriously.
The sound of his shouting is just him loving you harder. One day, he’ll tell you the secret behind that piece of furniture he drags across the floor at 3 A.M.
The healthy choice. And your mother always wanted you to see him more often.
Looking into John Wick’s hardened but heartbroken brown eyes, you just know you could teach him to love again!
Soft and malleable, great for cuddling, and there’s candy in the pocket!
You did order two entrées for yourself, but maybe this quiet night in just became a romantic meal for two?
It’s never going to last.
