Strictly Come Dancing 2015: week two – as it happened

So that’s it for Strictly Week 2! I’m quite excited about his series, it’s lining up to be a corker. Thank you all for joining in and being brilliant, I’m back in the liveblog chair for the Great British Bake Off grand final on Wednesday at 8pm, otherwise I’ll see you back here next Saturday. In the meantime keeeep dancing, etc. Cheers! Hx

Craig saves Jamelia and Tristan, as does Darcey. Bruno does likewise, so they’re back again next week. Len would have done likewise, which means Iwan and Ola are heading home. Iwan is gracious in defeat, then spins Ola wildly on the dancefloor. She looks terrified, poor thing.

Iwan’s trying, but it’s still awful. He’s exiting and he knows it.

Right, let’s watch Jamelia’s “Kermit twerking in a wind tunnel” again.

It’s as out-of-control as ever, but her technique is a little better, I’d say.

Well I think it’s pretty clear that Iwan and Ola are going home. But hopefully they’ll both dance better than they did last night.

It’s Movie Week next week! We LOVE a theme. Oh hang on, we hate themes. As you were.

OMG it’s Jamelia and Tristan, which means my prediction last night was correct! This has literally never happened before.

So who is joining Iwan and Ola in the dance-off? Ainslie and Natalie are safe (hooray!), along with Katie and Anton (I’ve just noticed that baby-poo poloneck – what was he thinking?), Jay and Aliona and Anita and Gleb. Anthony and Oti are also dancing again next week, along with Carol and Pasha! See, TOLD YOU.

So, will it be Jamelia and Tristan or Katie and Brendan in the dance off?

Time for Len’s Lens. Make tea, put the oven on, hug your children.

Out come the female pro dancers, and suddenly it’s the 1980s and stretchy animal print with horrific fringing is a thing again. I think this might be one for the dads.

It’s time for Rod Stewart to perform his new single, which is called “Please”. He’s still wearing a rock ‘n’ roll snakeskin jacket, still gargling gravel, and his mullet appears to be holding up well for 70. Perhaps he has the same hairdresser as Bruce?