Missile Tits
ones nipples that can penetrate flesh
on the news, a teenager was killed by a sharp pair of missile t-ts.
the oddly-shaped bosom found on both females and overweight males that are usually the target of heavy social criticism. often, these malshaped br–sts have a normal base, however, they extend away from the body gradually, to a somewhat sharp point. the tips are common localtions for plush, oversized nipples. they’re easily identified, as their unique shape can be seen under most garments and they have distinct motions while during calistentics.
-dom’s firm missile t-ts perfectly accomadate his large, pancake nipples.
-look, brad’s missile t-ts are almost as big as traffic cones!
t-ts that are cone shaped and very pointy.
t-ts that are so pointy it looks like there going to be launched at you at any time.
did you see those t-ts there mt (mt?) missile t-ts!!!
the oddly-shaped bosom found on both females and overweight males that are usually the target of heavy social criticism. often, these malshaped br–sts have a normal base, however, they extend away from the body gradually, to a somewhat sharp point. the tips are common localtions for plush, oversized nipples. they’re easily identified, as their unique shape can be seen under most garments and they have distinct motions during calistentics.
-dom’s firm missile t-ts perfectly accomadate his large, pancake nipples.
-look, brad’s missile t-ts are almost as big as traffic cones!
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