zareth


-the hottest and desired girl in the whole hood
-short height, perfect for kissing and making out; more confortable in s-x

-best s-xual partner you’ll ever have
-great cooker, definitely will turn you on when you eat her food

-s-xiest voice you’ll ever hear
-greatest lips you’ll ever have the chance to kiss and be eated out with
-sweetest heart in the world
-best legs in the world
-you won’t never want to end a s-xual relation if already started
-great for having children; she makes them cute

“i wish my girlfriend was a zareth”
“you definitely are a zareth in s-x, girl”
“have you ever seen xxx vids? i want you to be a zareth or i’ll throw you throught that window over there k”
“you can’t cook b-tch, learn how to be a zareth”
“you have no zareth, you have no love”
“how much for the zareth-ish? (asking for a variant of oral s-x)”
“i wish my girlfriend was a zareth”
“you definitely are a zareth in s-x, girl”
“have you ever seen xxx vids? i want you to be a zareth or i’ll throw you throught that window over there k”
“you can’t cook b-tch, learn how to be a zareth”
“you have no zareth, you have no love”
“how much for the zareth-ish? (asking for a variant of oral s-x)”

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