"Omaha! Bellevue! Lincoln! Norfolk! Omaha! Beatrice! Nebraska City! Ralston! Omaha! Grand Island! Columbus! Lexington! Omaha! Hastings! Fremont! Plattsmouth! North Platte! Omaha!"

Delay of game. Five yard penalty.

Stories of the day:

• Jesse Eisenberg is your new Lex Luthor in 'Batman vs. Superman'
• Aereo shuts out new customers in NYC after exceeding capacity
• 'Back to the Future' musical hits the stage next year

Hosted by Adrianne Jeffries. Written by Ross Miller. Video Production by John Lagomarsino. Special thanks to Lorien Olsen. No animals were harmed in the making of this episode, but full disclosure we did order sushi for lunch.